Visiting New Caledonia

To be completed…. stay tuned for why you should never wander off and stray from the lump of tourists to go for a topless swim on the opposite end of the Isle of Pines no matter how much of a ‘free spirit,’ you are…

You might get called over to a ‘psst-ing’ local who is crouched in a tree and whose only English words are ‘Sex?’ Spoiler: Marina said no, cursed herself for poor stranger danger actions and ran the entire length of the beach without stopping. Nothing like a potential tree rapist to pump up the cardio and burn off the christmas pudding…




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