Photo Diary: Isle of Pines, New Caledonia

Why you should never wander off and stray from the lump of tourists on the beach to go for a topless swim on the opposite end of the Isle of Pines no matter how much of a ‘free spirit,’ you are:

You might get called over to a ‘psst-ing’ local who is literally crouched in a tree and whose only English words are ‘Sex?’ Not a joke: Marina said noooo, cursed herself for poor stranger danger actions and ran the entire length of the beach without stopping. Nothing like a potential tree rapist to pump up the cardio and burn off the Christmas pudding from your cruise buffet…

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img_9951img_9955img_9698Trying to be sexy and looking like a Dr Zuess who instead circa. 2016img_9755img_9740-copyimg_9836img_9811img_9903img_9899img_9876

 

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